Spiritually Speaking how can I tell my family I went hiking today in Olympic National Park..with my wife?

This is crazy..the republicans have so corrupted our language we are embarrassed to tell out families when we are involved with healthy activities. Lord know If I tell them the truth they will think I am shaking up with a Chilean sled dog breeder.... %26lt;Grin%26gt; Hiking the Appalachian Trail, Wolf hunting, Broad stance in the Bathroom, Bible Study in the C street house Geez....enough!!Spiritually Speaking how can I tell my family I went hiking today in Olympic National Park..with my wife?
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Make someone else do it...Spiritually Speaking how can I tell my family I went hiking today in Olympic National Park..with my wife?
Republican ? Hmm Must be one of those Brainwashed Socialist Democrats
You didn't eat the shrooms did you?
What in the world?!?! This makes no sense. My husband and I are both Christian Republicans and we do many outdoor, healthy activities. From what I can tell, you did eat the mushrooms!

Yikes......
Why do you need to tell them at all? Two thoughts, What happens within the bounds of marriage are between a man and his wife and don't ask, don't tell.