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1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game" - God



2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" - God



3. "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God



4. "We Need To Talk" - God



5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God



6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God



7. "That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God



8. "I Love You...I Love You...I Love You..." - God



9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God



10. "Follow Me." - God



11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God



12. "My Way Is The Highway." - God



13. "Need Directions?" - God



14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God



15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God



16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God



17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God







----------------- And Some Other Signs You Probably Have Never Seen ----------------



Sign in a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!!"



At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."



In a restaurant window: "Eat now, pay waiter."



Sign on a retail store door in Stevens Point, WI: "PUSH. If it doesn't open, PULL. If it still doesn't open, WE ARE CLOSED."



Sign in school near clock: "Time will pass; will you?"



On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."



Sign in a dentist's office: "Patient parking only. All others will be painfully extracted."



Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."



Brochure for mountain cabin rentals: "Lovely honeymoon cabin . . . . sleeps 8"



A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: "Do not activate with wet hands."



In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."



In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is

extinguished."



On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."



On another plumber's truck: "Don't go to bed with that drip tonight."



Seen on a billboard along a highway: "Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked driver's education."??????????????????????????
I've seen all the God ones. I really love em.

Never seen the other ones though.
well done, i love it!??????????????????????????
Encapsulating!!
how long did it took you to write all of this...

I'm impressed......
seen a few,rest were new thanks